You Might Be a Realtor...
1. If you saw this picture and thought to yourself, "I need one of those."
2. When you're more lost without your cell phone than the average teenager.
3. When you can't contain your excitement of getting a potential client when someone even mentions real estate within the city block.
4. When you're accused of making too much money.
5. When technology is your best friend....and your worst enemy.
6. When you know somewhere out there, there's a frisbee with your face on it.
7. When you swear you wouldn't take calls on your own wedding day.
8. When you've driven around more passengers than an Uber driver.
9. When your friend hashtags her baby's photo #3weeksold but you read it "3 week sold".
....You might be a realtor.